Showing posts with label Sharks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharks. Show all posts

Friday, July 1, 2011

"The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends..."

"... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli." (It's clicky; I just can't embed.)


(Best.Seinfeld.episode.ever.)

Speaking of angry seas, tomorrow I am embarking on a 7-day sailing trip from the Chesapeake Bay to Newport, RI.  With the in-laws. The in-law part actually doesn't bother me that much; we get along swimmingly. 

It's the 7-days-in-cramped-quarters-with-no-land-in-sight that worries me.  I've never been offshore sailing before.  I really don't want Angry Panda to erupt:


 From me or the sea.  (Note to self: download lots of Kindle books.)

 Less this:
More this:

If I can blog from the boat, I will.  If I'm not back in a week, I've probably been eaten by a shark. Wish me luck!